67 (D-64)
An elderly Mormon asked his doctor if he thought he would live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
Jane (!)
...I hope you get a chuckle out of this one too! (a chuckle = a little laugh)
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VOCABULARY:
elderly = old
never...either (1) = "ni l'un ni l'autre"
gamble = to play games where you can win (or lose) money
fool around with women = ...Can you guess??? Use your imagination!!!
inquired = asked
never....either (2) = "non plus"
what for = why; for what reasons
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